Friday, July 09, 2004
y'know today's the day of the nationals?
well actually yesterday was also but yesterday dint count cos we screwed up in wits.
okay fiiiiinnnneee i'll rewind to yesterday okay?
sheesh.
so yesterday dawned out bright and .......rainy.
terry was already at the complex cos she was swimming in the morning. we would join her later.
-FERNGY SHOULD DIIIIEE!!!-
okay sorry that came out bit to early.
so we agreed to leave at 10.50am cos i wanted to miss the chem test.
evil ferngy.
so we spent the whole morning worrying about wits cos we had the wits convention thingy AT THE SAME TIME as our events so we were kinda freaked out and squishied.
we popped off at 11am when ferng was screaming at the classes to organise themselves into nice 7 rows and was gonna do the test.
we got nic and ate lunch, found the midgets, found the other midget and then finally pissed ah liew off by shaking her 100-plus bottle violently and stealing her hello panda, and got on our way to TOA PAYOH SWIMMING COMPLEX!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAYYY GO US
nicola says that ah liew is scary when she's pissed. she goes all quiet and tells everyone to shut up in that quiet way of hers and just frowns alot. and then she tends to get violent at you at the scene of the crime by chasing you around threatening to wringe your neck...
yeah she's creepy.
so we got there, was kinda nervous... well i was. nic wasnt. she had her can of coffee there and all was right in the world for her.
so we changed... nic wore her swimmming costume the entire day. hail nic. i could never do that.
and did bits of warming up. actually we just jumped into the pool, commented how disgusting/sweaty-feeling/salty-tasting/ and i quote 'F**k the water's cold' by nicola and such.
and forced see aik to PLUNGe!!!!
she couldn't plunge!
all she looked like was this pillow going in to the water.
flat and out.
chia said i looked like a ballerina once. ^^
so finally we got out and sat there and waited for our event.
i was last for mine. im always last. i never do well for breaststroke. its a nightmare.
so after our event we ran off and showered and changed cos we had the wits convention to go to. nic said we looked so cute in the outfit. the blazer the blouse and everything.i wanted to shoot the next thing that prevented me from getting my stockings on. ah liew wanted to kill the blouse. ran around screaming shutupshutup to everyone cos they were laughing at us.............
evil scum!
so we zoomed of the cchms chung cheng high main school and got there just in time.
screwed up outr wits presentation.
the power point was wrong. everything was wrong.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
cchms got the privilege to represent the e5 cluster in the real thing
yay go them
miss koh said that they were gonna send some of us to the main thing to see how it's like and everything.
i just wanted to get out of that stinking blazer and shoes.
NEXT DAY
got up bright and early after sleeping at 7.30pm the previous night. i realised leaving my phone on throughout the entire night was not a good idea due to the 6 new entertaining messages that i got.
got all my stuff and dad fetched everyone else before putting me and him in some coffeeshop in toa payoh where we had breakfast.
went to toa payoh swimming complex which was kinda full, saw the MARLIN SHIRT!!
which was worn by nisa and see aik. they were going to train. nic said it was scaring her. so we let them train while we talked crap. we continued talking unti llix came then we did bit of warm up.. -F**k the water's cold- and then went up and waited our turn.
today was very nice.
TERRY SKIPPED SCHOOL NAUGHTY GIRL!!!!
tho it was ruined by some sick guy that went around whistling. STUPID GUY.
nic saw her 'friend'. its this acjc eurasian guy.
HEY KENNETH WEE THERE'S THIS GIRL DESPERATE TO KNOW YOOOOOOOOUU
so we laughed and waited abit, then was our turn larh.
swimming... elizabeth got bloody 3rd!!!!!
sulk.
my timing dint improve.
oh well.
then we dallied bit longer.... liz was a bit more cheerful now... after our events.
there was the medley relay for the c girls that our sec 1s and 2s had to join so we supported them nicely yay.
they dint come out first tho... ah well. we learn t that we're baaaaaaaaaddd swimmers compared to everyone else...
ahhahahaha
so then at like 11-ish it was LUNCH!
we went to macs.
was scary. lix mom was really scary.
she dumped us all at macs, piled us with food then went to some food court to eat by herself.
poor dear.
it was really creepy tho..but we had lots of fun.
nic was peeling her nugget as in just peeling off the crispy part and elizabeth said 'naked nugget' in such a ...CREEPY WAY that we decided that if any of us were gonna peel nuggets we'll do it behind out hands.
she STARED at the nuggets.
after the macs's thing. we got our drinks nic and i and shot ice at everyone.
nic had particular success over wan zhen she she spit the ice straight onto wan zhen's head.
oh yeah.... we SWAM!!!
THE RETARDED MUSHROOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!
and i told a DIRTY JOKE!!!
nic laughed and laughed at it yesterday. she told me to tell wanzhen.
so here's the joke in its full glory!!!!!
does one ever wonder why buddha holds his hand in that position where his middle finger and thumb are together?
well here's a little story to explain......
buddha and prophet mohammed were playing a game of chess. they both agreed that the losers will get their balls flicked.
please ask around if one does not get the meaning of balls.
so the first round, buddha lost. so his balls got flicked by the prophet.
he was really pissed so for the second game he really planned his moves and such and of course, won the game.
however before he could flick the prophet's balls, the prophet said that he needed to go to the toilet. buddha wasnt too sure but prophet said that he was really urgent and he wouldnt want the prophet to pee all over buddha wehn he was lficking his balls now would he.
so buddha allowed him to go and got ready the position so that he could flick that damn prophet's balls.
BUT PROPHET MOHAMMED NEVER CAME BACK.
sho someone saw buddha in that postion so that's why nowadays we all see buddha in that position.......
so then we got back and spent a bit of time laughing and going to the toilet. we had this tiff with wan zhen
we stole her slipper and nic kicked it to the male's bathroom.
oh yeah nic and i are 5 btw. so we still can go in as the maximum age for girls going to guys toilets is 6 and vice versa.
she got in and took it out again.
then nic stole the thing again and she dropped it lightly over the wall.
wan zhen got in and got it out agian.
then I stole the slipper and flung it straight into the male's toilet.
-looks smugly at everyone-
wan zhen got in and took quite a while to get out.
she told us later that her slipper was in a cubicle.
and it stank.
hahahahahhahaa
then we got to the MILO TRUCK!!!HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA going back i saw terence.
was like 'is that terence?'
racked memory a bit.
ummmmmmmmmm....wadever.
shouted 'terence!' then waved at him. he was drinking something... dunnoe wad and i guess he choked a little. ^^ and then he just stared at me. hahaha
then he shrugged and continued on drinking.
so we checked up on his event... he's doing like 100m backstroke...wished him good luck.. cos he did to me last year hahaha
bloody hell he's fast.
SULK. okay wadever.
nic was ooooooooooogggllliiiinnnggg her FRRRIIIIIIEENNNNDDD....
hahahahahahahahhahaha
we had lots of milo.
ahhahahahaha that explains the giggly phrase im going thru.
hmm
so then later was our event again the 4x50m freestyle thingy. we dint come in, in the finals either.
ahahahahahhaha
wadever man.
so went back and sat around watching the other events. ah liew's family went home first...
we sat around and saw more of the events and THEN!!!
in one event... i think it was the A boys 4x50m freestyle at lane 7.... there was this guy who was like stretching with his fren and then nic and i was like behind them cos it was the pool then the path then the toilets and we were sitting in front fo the toilets so we got a clear view of everything
turns out i regret that 'clear view of everything'.
nic and i were talking and then nic said 'hey nellyn looooook!!'
and i looked and i saw that guy jiggle his butt..........................
OH MY GAWD IT WAS DISGUSTING
i was howling at nic... asking her why the heck did she tell me to look i didnt NEED TO look it was disgusting and etc and now the image would be stuck in my head forever.................................
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
then nic said she once went around alpha camp singing 'im a retard im a retard' and dared me to sing that in front fo the butt jiggler....
we both agreeed not to.
nic wants to steal acs's yellow jerseys.
she wants bryan tay's yellow jersey cos it has the number 13 behind and we both want that arena shirt that says 'we big fish you small fry' then there's this shadow of a fish eating a man.
so we went to bathe and then went home and i started on my hmk... apparently everyone else is asleep its not fair... sulk...... ah well. i came specially to blog fer you all... nah to come and plead for extra time from chen lao shi..............
okay signing off now.
NORBERT
well actually yesterday was also but yesterday dint count cos we screwed up in wits.
okay fiiiiinnnneee i'll rewind to yesterday okay?
sheesh.
so yesterday dawned out bright and .......rainy.
terry was already at the complex cos she was swimming in the morning. we would join her later.
-FERNGY SHOULD DIIIIEE!!!-
okay sorry that came out bit to early.
so we agreed to leave at 10.50am cos i wanted to miss the chem test.
evil ferngy.
so we spent the whole morning worrying about wits cos we had the wits convention thingy AT THE SAME TIME as our events so we were kinda freaked out and squishied.
we popped off at 11am when ferng was screaming at the classes to organise themselves into nice 7 rows and was gonna do the test.
we got nic and ate lunch, found the midgets, found the other midget and then finally pissed ah liew off by shaking her 100-plus bottle violently and stealing her hello panda, and got on our way to TOA PAYOH SWIMMING COMPLEX!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAYYY GO US
nicola says that ah liew is scary when she's pissed. she goes all quiet and tells everyone to shut up in that quiet way of hers and just frowns alot. and then she tends to get violent at you at the scene of the crime by chasing you around threatening to wringe your neck...
yeah she's creepy.
so we got there, was kinda nervous... well i was. nic wasnt. she had her can of coffee there and all was right in the world for her.
so we changed... nic wore her swimmming costume the entire day. hail nic. i could never do that.
and did bits of warming up. actually we just jumped into the pool, commented how disgusting/sweaty-feeling/salty-tasting/ and i quote 'F**k the water's cold' by nicola and such.
and forced see aik to PLUNGe!!!!
she couldn't plunge!
all she looked like was this pillow going in to the water.
flat and out.
chia said i looked like a ballerina once. ^^
so finally we got out and sat there and waited for our event.
i was last for mine. im always last. i never do well for breaststroke. its a nightmare.
so after our event we ran off and showered and changed cos we had the wits convention to go to. nic said we looked so cute in the outfit. the blazer the blouse and everything.i wanted to shoot the next thing that prevented me from getting my stockings on. ah liew wanted to kill the blouse. ran around screaming shutupshutup to everyone cos they were laughing at us.............
evil scum!
so we zoomed of the cchms chung cheng high main school and got there just in time.
screwed up outr wits presentation.
the power point was wrong. everything was wrong.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
cchms got the privilege to represent the e5 cluster in the real thing
yay go them
miss koh said that they were gonna send some of us to the main thing to see how it's like and everything.
i just wanted to get out of that stinking blazer and shoes.
NEXT DAY
got up bright and early after sleeping at 7.30pm the previous night. i realised leaving my phone on throughout the entire night was not a good idea due to the 6 new entertaining messages that i got.
got all my stuff and dad fetched everyone else before putting me and him in some coffeeshop in toa payoh where we had breakfast.
went to toa payoh swimming complex which was kinda full, saw the MARLIN SHIRT!!
which was worn by nisa and see aik. they were going to train. nic said it was scaring her. so we let them train while we talked crap. we continued talking unti llix came then we did bit of warm up.. -F**k the water's cold- and then went up and waited our turn.
today was very nice.
TERRY SKIPPED SCHOOL NAUGHTY GIRL!!!!
tho it was ruined by some sick guy that went around whistling. STUPID GUY.
nic saw her 'friend'. its this acjc eurasian guy.
HEY KENNETH WEE THERE'S THIS GIRL DESPERATE TO KNOW YOOOOOOOOUU
so we laughed and waited abit, then was our turn larh.
swimming... elizabeth got bloody 3rd!!!!!
sulk.
my timing dint improve.
oh well.
then we dallied bit longer.... liz was a bit more cheerful now... after our events.
there was the medley relay for the c girls that our sec 1s and 2s had to join so we supported them nicely yay.
they dint come out first tho... ah well. we learn t that we're baaaaaaaaaddd swimmers compared to everyone else...
ahhahahaha
so then at like 11-ish it was LUNCH!
we went to macs.
was scary. lix mom was really scary.
she dumped us all at macs, piled us with food then went to some food court to eat by herself.
poor dear.
it was really creepy tho..but we had lots of fun.
nic was peeling her nugget as in just peeling off the crispy part and elizabeth said 'naked nugget' in such a ...CREEPY WAY that we decided that if any of us were gonna peel nuggets we'll do it behind out hands.
she STARED at the nuggets.
after the macs's thing. we got our drinks nic and i and shot ice at everyone.
nic had particular success over wan zhen she she spit the ice straight onto wan zhen's head.
oh yeah.... we SWAM!!!
THE RETARDED MUSHROOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!
and i told a DIRTY JOKE!!!
nic laughed and laughed at it yesterday. she told me to tell wanzhen.
so here's the joke in its full glory!!!!!
does one ever wonder why buddha holds his hand in that position where his middle finger and thumb are together?
well here's a little story to explain......
buddha and prophet mohammed were playing a game of chess. they both agreed that the losers will get their balls flicked.
please ask around if one does not get the meaning of balls.
so the first round, buddha lost. so his balls got flicked by the prophet.
he was really pissed so for the second game he really planned his moves and such and of course, won the game.
however before he could flick the prophet's balls, the prophet said that he needed to go to the toilet. buddha wasnt too sure but prophet said that he was really urgent and he wouldnt want the prophet to pee all over buddha wehn he was lficking his balls now would he.
so buddha allowed him to go and got ready the position so that he could flick that damn prophet's balls.
BUT PROPHET MOHAMMED NEVER CAME BACK.
sho someone saw buddha in that postion so that's why nowadays we all see buddha in that position.......
so then we got back and spent a bit of time laughing and going to the toilet. we had this tiff with wan zhen
we stole her slipper and nic kicked it to the male's bathroom.
oh yeah nic and i are 5 btw. so we still can go in as the maximum age for girls going to guys toilets is 6 and vice versa.
she got in and took it out again.
then nic stole the thing again and she dropped it lightly over the wall.
wan zhen got in and got it out agian.
then I stole the slipper and flung it straight into the male's toilet.
-looks smugly at everyone-
wan zhen got in and took quite a while to get out.
she told us later that her slipper was in a cubicle.
and it stank.
hahahahahhahaa
then we got to the MILO TRUCK!!!HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA going back i saw terence.
was like 'is that terence?'
racked memory a bit.
ummmmmmmmmm....wadever.
shouted 'terence!' then waved at him. he was drinking something... dunnoe wad and i guess he choked a little. ^^ and then he just stared at me. hahaha
then he shrugged and continued on drinking.
so we checked up on his event... he's doing like 100m backstroke...wished him good luck.. cos he did to me last year hahaha
bloody hell he's fast.
SULK. okay wadever.
nic was ooooooooooogggllliiiinnnggg her FRRRIIIIIIEENNNNDDD....
hahahahahahahahhahaha
we had lots of milo.
ahhahahahaha that explains the giggly phrase im going thru.
hmm
so then later was our event again the 4x50m freestyle thingy. we dint come in, in the finals either.
ahahahahahhaha
wadever man.
so went back and sat around watching the other events. ah liew's family went home first...
we sat around and saw more of the events and THEN!!!
in one event... i think it was the A boys 4x50m freestyle at lane 7.... there was this guy who was like stretching with his fren and then nic and i was like behind them cos it was the pool then the path then the toilets and we were sitting in front fo the toilets so we got a clear view of everything
turns out i regret that 'clear view of everything'.
nic and i were talking and then nic said 'hey nellyn looooook!!'
and i looked and i saw that guy jiggle his butt..........................
OH MY GAWD IT WAS DISGUSTING
i was howling at nic... asking her why the heck did she tell me to look i didnt NEED TO look it was disgusting and etc and now the image would be stuck in my head forever.................................
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
then nic said she once went around alpha camp singing 'im a retard im a retard' and dared me to sing that in front fo the butt jiggler....
we both agreeed not to.
nic wants to steal acs's yellow jerseys.
she wants bryan tay's yellow jersey cos it has the number 13 behind and we both want that arena shirt that says 'we big fish you small fry' then there's this shadow of a fish eating a man.
so we went to bathe and then went home and i started on my hmk... apparently everyone else is asleep its not fair... sulk...... ah well. i came specially to blog fer you all... nah to come and plead for extra time from chen lao shi..............
okay signing off now.
NORBERT
