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Wednesday, January 21, 2004

whee!! back in business. sorry to all avid readers of our spoofs. we have been thwarted by every single person in our school. evil school.
the spoof is currently in my other blog cos that isnt considered as one of the objectives of spkc....oh wait. is it? hahaha dunnoe ^^
hahahahha wadever.
so now the president and vice president will be going to england. the borders are widening. spkc will spread to england. oh dear. poor england.
nicola talked about annoying miss kaur on the trip but she wouldnt hear of it. evil teacher.
and yes green is still the colour of evil and still the sorry colour of sorrier ri. whee.
and we've got this methodist walk thing, for all the methodists' school. and hey i dint know acsi was a methodist school! ^^
and yes its chinese new year eve. hahaha
i shall thus say that the next person who wishes me gong xi fa cai or anything that has to do with that matter will get a newspaper thrust down her throat. this applies to any any any any ANY guys who read this too. ^^
hat hat hat.

currently, the random phrase/sentence is : +++ MELON MELON MELON +++
and +++ Out of Cheese Error +++ both by Hex of the UU in discworld. the uu refers to the unseen university.
and the favourite book of this post is : ways to die for suicidal bunnies. if you are a fluffy bunny hell bent on suicide this book is for you.
it costs 19 plus. i want it. hahahahahahha but dont think i can have it. oh well. nvm larh ill save up and then buy it. if possible. or use my ang pow money to geddit. -mine mine mine mine-

Friday, January 16, 2004

guten tag.
fine its night. but who cares.
shall blog tml... hee hee. this is like the calm before the storm. hahahahha

Monday, January 12, 2004

RIGHT.
teachers are sho screwed. now we're getting a branch-off society from SPKC. it'll either be spht, society for the prevention of heartless teachers or sput, society for the prevention of unreasonable teachers. please vote. :P
right. wad's the problem you ask.
well madam carrie ho, sabotaged our chances of getting members on the cca fair saying that, i quote, 'only pupils in the pri school swim team or personal trainer'. gawd. you dont know how many swimmers in potientia you see.....
stupid teacher.
-peeks around to see if anyone who's close to teachers read this-
none. good.
okay she wants to meet me and nicola, cos we have no personal trainer. wtf.
then she wants to screen the sec ones. WTF. under the thought that 'swimming team is a competitve swimming team, its not a recreational cca'
she kills all people with interest to join our cca.... saying wad...its 'mei you lian' cos when go for nationals, we're bloody horrible, finishing last and etc. like i care.
and all the sec ones that join must have a gold survival cert to prove that they fiinished the wadever course that is. well. i got bronze. :P nicola, at her indignant response, insists that she doesnt know wad she got. :P
heh elizabeth is good man, she's going with us tml...to debate with madam ho, to support us...-hallelujah!!!- all hail elizabethe the greate!!! :D
wa hahahahaha. right. wadever. stupid ri and mgs, and rgs..etc etc etc... and oh yes acsi and acsb and all them stupid schools with good swimming teams.

Saturday, January 10, 2004

a/n~ if there are any mistakes let me know. i cant bear to read thru the entire thing again.
sho.
today was the stinking annoying bratty cca fair of the rocks from hell. yay.
woke up at 5.33am...mistook it for a weekday, woke everyone up in the children's bedroom before sherilyn mentioned that today was a saturday. and then my mom came in and asked wad the hell was going on.
stupid annoying instincts. and im beginning to wonder about my alarm clock. last night, it showed 2.35pm/am. wadever. this morning it showed 2.35am/pm. did it move. AT ALL?! and i was bloody sure that i switched the alarm on lehxx...and then it showed off this morning. huh. sometimes your body does funny things. once in a while.
sho went oops and then went back to sleep. ignored curses that i swore were radiating from my mom. my dad complained about it later in the day. wa hahaha. and i have just noticed an unfinished post!! haahah alrightee then im never gonna finish it. i cant even remember it. :D
sho woke up at 8.22 am, bathed, water was bloody warm. i WANT cold water. -whines- anyway last night was doing boats and then figured out that the name of the venue was wrong cos it was 'trinity christian centre' instead of 'christian trinity centre' AND the fact was that i realised my mistake AFTER i written at least 3/4 of the entire thing. gave up soon after and then went online for the night.
slept at 12.30am anyway.
sho after bathed, ate breakfast, packed bag...dad kept insisting that it was 9am when it was just 8.30am. very annoying. and then when i was ready, he was going about the house packing his stuff!! the annoyance.
sho i got to school. sat about around the cateen abit. noticed everyone was wearing school shoes and went oops about my sandals abit. and then elix and terry came with their parents fetching them. terry said she woke up at 5.30am for training. cool! eliz woke up at like 8plus i think. sho she missed the training. terry was mighty pissed.
hee hee hee.
and then we went to the red brick area, started with the board thingy and the boats. turns out elix and terry dint do much too. nicola dint even touch hers. hahahaha. and terry, being the perpentual lazy bum..did a world record of 4 boats in half an hour!! -clap-
oh yeah. the night before i did some stars. to paste about. hee hee flouroscent -did i spell that correctly?-, sho bloody glaring and blinding in the morning sunlight. and fun too!! had a bunch by my side.
then at 9.30am, went to fetch nicola from the canteen. she claimed that she was waiting and waiting for eons. -yeah right-
sho i brought her to the red brick area cos our banner was being swarmed by npcc. GET OFFA OUR LAND SCUM!
-titters-
went to the red brick area, showed off my flourescent stars. -giggle-
i wrote out loads... all based on accidental incidents. ahahah sho i called myself the accidental editor. whee
lets see if i can remember any...
'really. boats arent always there when you expect them to...therefore, join the ...SWIMMING TEAM!!! stupid boats. basic strokes are a must. else we wont know where to put you after you drown. (we ran out of space in the backyard.)'
and...
'70% of our bodies are made up of water. 3/4 of the earth is filled with water. join the flow...-or something liddat. memory ish failing me-'
'poor samwise gamgee. if he had joined the SWIM TEAM, lord of the rings would have 15 minute smore screen time and fans would not groan in agony. frodo baggins also wouldnt have to scold him either, saving everyone more time.'
'pirates knew how to swim. even orlando bloom knew. (he dint learn it from us thank goodness for that ...cant remember the rest) there fore join the SWIM TEAM!! all members are automatically joined into spkc.'
and the last one..which i remember...
'technically, swimming's just moving your arms and legs. but running, you've got a pissed off coach, panting and the sun to deal with. so wadcha waiting for?'
we dint paste up that one. its with me. no one would take nicely to the pissed off coach thing.
sho we worked till eleven. dint need to do much. we occupy one table only. hahahahahhaa. gb was pissing nic off sho she told them to buzz off. the the the...cca had had had a classroom...and it had had...a...RADIO!!!!!
-sobz-
sho at about 10 plus, we went about the school pasting up our pastel bright glaring stars. whee!!
we took a table and set up.
okay to tell the truth. we're a pathetic bunch. at least we were under our banner. AND THEN badminton had to come over and the teacher had to nicely say 'can you please move over cos badminton has no space?'
WTF!!
WE WERE UNDER THE FREAKING TRACK AND FIELD BANNER LORH!!!
WE ARE NOT NOT NOT NOT TRACK AND FIIEELLLDDD!!
stupid arrangement thingy.
oh yeah, during the cca fair, some guy asked us about enterpreneurship club which was right opposite us. haha the guy needs some glasses mate.
sho we did the best we could, got mistaken for track and field, once. thank god.
we gave our boatsies to everyone kept all the gold and silver to ourselves... ahahahah the black was also kept, eliz squashed my suggestion that we were giving out the black pearl.
before the thing started, FELICIA AND DAPHNE CAME!! HHAHAHAHAHA!!!
hahah
anyway
they're my cousins fyi.
flea's like sec 4 and daphne's technically same age as sheri but she stayed back for a year. sho she's in jc one lorhxx. or polytechnic. wadever.
i have flea's linkin park cd!! she has my evanescence. -sulk- i WANT EVANESCENCE!! and stupid thing made me miss my chance of attempting to win the blink 182 cd!!!
-sobz-
oh well. gotten over that. nic ish helping me burn both their cds...take off your pants and jackets i think and blink 182!! hahahhaa
sho we basically did wad we had to, bonked off the fact that MDM CARRIE HO BUSTED our chances of getting more pple to join swimming, claming that it is not recreational and that it is a competitive swimming cca. annoying pple.
oh yeah. we lost our voices within 15 minutes.
OF COURSE YOU'RE LOSE YOUR VOICE!!
try explaining to at least 2 parents in a loud, screaming and hollering canteen, with gb, choir, npcc, ld, st john, art club and netball all around, screaming and advertising all their ccas.
5 pple signed up!!!!! i love them!!!
stupid ri and their organised crap. ill burn their school down. who's with me!!
hahahahahahhaa
sho after the entire thing, we then went to lunch. nic and me larh. elix and terry went home. we waved to them enthuisastically from the bus. they gave up after 15 seconds of waving. ^^
going to heartland mall, we got the discount thingy, i cut off ja and jr's head, bot this set meal for 4 bucks. and that's when the fun and games began.
the usual spoof, we did hp this time. -woof woof woof!-
and -eek! squeak squeak squeak!!-
and and and prof maconagall and prof dumbledore got married. hagrid got eaten, he was replaced with another french fry. harry hermione and ron went about screaming about screaming 'ah ah ah ah!!' like the ants of happy tree friends, endangering all the lives of england. there there gerard. dont be sho pissed. :P snape got eaten as well, sho did peter pettigrew, and sirius flew off in a plastic straw called buckbeak. we ate the cast later. the moon ws red too. it was a spud of tomato sauce. then it became the sun and then the weather went overcast.
oh that reminds me.
nic was holding this drink and she was doing something to it. i dint know wad it was but then her account of it was very funny.
'i shook my cup and the ice shot out and it went down and it hit my leg and it went down my leg and hit the floor.'
-pause 2 seconds-
'and it was Cold.'
we had a good laugh about that.
sho then i went home via the bus. one beeg mistake. took 80 via the oppostie road and then got all the way to sengkang...o-kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
sho then took 80 from the station and went back to the ole paths. hahahahahahahahah took 70 home. bloody stupid long 70.
haiz. and i havent done a spot of my homework.
IM GOINNNGG ENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGLLLLAAANNNNNNDDD!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
oh yeah. loads of pple were shocked when the entire swimming team consisted of only 4 pple. and nicola swears i scare pple away with my spastic grin.

Thursday, January 08, 2004

norbert:
yay. gerar'd been telling me that its stagnant. why it is. well well well.
okay. let's see. first things first. happy new year. joy to the world. peace to all men. etc etc etc.
like i care.
okay sho this week's the cca fair. HUI ZHEN MUST JOIN!!! if not we'll get back to being unofficial officially and mr chia's dream of us
Moving On to Greater Glory -hallelujah!- shalt thus be quashed.
sorry larh pple. couldnt resist. :D
right. so we must do the boats thing. yes the boats thing. wad are we supposed to write on them boats again? name of cca, venue, time, place, oh. right. that's it then. hee hee hee.
i shall put a special one known as ' the dream team' :D
gawd..i just remembered! freak i need to get the stupid floats...hmm...can i kope them for a day? the guards wont mind right....hahahha. and i hope cca doesnt start like this weekk...we have to be there by nine, wait for all the pple to come at like..uh...1pm or something wadever. and then go home at...4pm!
hahahhaha i wanna watch tmnt.
michealangelo rocks! :D and then there's leonardo, donatello, and rifiyle. i think. dunnoe how to spell his name. hee hee hee. :D
wheee... oohh dotted with emoticions. means im more.. gay here. :D oh yeah .today got this whoolle list of phobias... hahahah a to z...there's such thing known as the fear of the colour purple!! lessee. wad's it calleD?
....porphyrophobia. hahahah the fear of the colour purple!
you know why?
cos bloody miss ferng is getting us to do our file purple. purple. i ask you. purple.
and im sure all of us suffer from testophobia.
fear of tests naturally.
and the winner of them all....
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!!!
try pronoucing that. HAH!
its the fear of long words....ironic pple...
and orli bloom has this fear...cyberphobia. he has this fear of computers. hee hee hee. :D ob has a fear of computers!!! and he's dyslexic..like keira knightley. well both are slightly dyslexic. cool eh?
wheee... elix sin ae, and uhh nyssa are asking for a copy.. man should have gotten to mom when she went to work today. oh well. and and and tuesday got mt test...testophobia is runnign deeeeeppp.... and mr marlin for those who actually listened to the link and went there, is our coach. our...violently unstable, insane mad, angry, mentally retarded coach. he's called mr steven chia anyway. marlin was fashioned after him..haha but we all like mr marlin. dunnoe why.
and the link to the spoof is here. for those who know this link but dont know mine. evil pple.
clickie!

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